I was speaking to my accounting team just today about making a sizable endowment to the Family Research Council, but then I heard news of George Alan Rekers being caught in Miami International Airport in the company of a male prostitute.
I accept Rekers' explanation that he'd just had surgery and couldn't carry luggage. But could he not have been accompanied by a young deacon or divinity student or a member of our military who was on leave?
I know the Family Research Council is concerned with research and not telepathy, but why in the world would Rekers take a chance on having such an embarrassing misunderstanding occur?
For the moment, my endowment to the Family Research Council is on hold.
Until I hear a reasonable and full explanation about why George Alan Rekers chooses to travel with male prostitutes, my checkbook is closed to you.
Pastor Whetam Gnauckweirst
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
To the Family Research Council:
Posted by Whetam Gnauckweirst at 4:46 PM