Anyone who disagrees with this should shut up and buy a Hummer.
Just as Jesus Christ and God the Father created the universe guided by the mother-of-all-DIYs, Intelligent Design, so too has the Holy Spirit filled our corporate leaders to create an economy based on Intelligent Design.
Trust them. God does.
Gallery of Economic Martyrs
Exxon Mobil Chief Executive Officer Lee Raymond
Chevron CEO David O'Reilly
ConocoPhillips CEO James Mulva
BP America President Ross Pillari
Shell Oil Co. President John Hofmeister