"Governor Palin has experience with firearms and has slaughtered small animals with her bare hands," says Team Trump head, Karl Kralweiler. "She was the one who spotted Vladimir Putin off the coast of Alaska. Until then, we didn't know he was there."
More shocking than Sarah Palin's name being thrown into Team Trump's bingo ball cage, is the name Bristol Palin, who is being considered for the position Surgeon General.
Responding to surprise at this leak, Kralweiler said, "Sure, Bristol has been recognized across the country for her good looks and chastity campaign. Sure, she's had her second child out of wedlock, but it's not like she's going to perform actual surgeries! Among other duties, she will map out the parts of a woman's anatomy that Congress can work on outlawing, once and for all."
Other tantalizing leaks have hinted at Newt Gingrich being tapped as Secretary of State. "And we know where we can get a good deal on a private email server," says Kralweiler.
There is talk of Rudy Giuliani being nominated to the Supreme Court, and an entirely new Cabinet position is being considered for broadcaster and entertainer -- working title is "Bitch in Chief".
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What about Doug Ford, he gets along very well with Rudy!
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