After his stunning defeat of Hillary Clinton, President-Elect
Donald Trump's Transition Team is losing no time in distributing
Non-Disclosure Agreements to every person living in the United States.
Beginning November 22nd -- coinciding with the 53rd anniversary of the
assassination of President John F. Kennedy -- waves of mailers will flood the country. Every recipient will be legally obligated to sign
-- based on future legislation.
"We want to get this
house-keeping item out of the way, early," says Karl Kralweiler, head
of the Team Trump, the President-Elect's transition team. "We want this wrapped
up by Inauguration Day. That's when we begin rounding up every voter
who didn't for the Fuhrer... I mean, President Trump."
Once the
recalcitrant voters are out of the way, Team Trump will turn
its attention to members of the media who did not support their leader's
campaign. "It'll be time to pay the piper," says Kralweiler. "We don't plan on hurting anyone. We just want to re-educate them. This will take place in camps. What could be a more friendly setting for re-education than at a camp?"
Once
every dissenter -- down to the grandmothers who published disapproving paragraphs in church bulletins -- the Team Trump will roll-out
an extensive infrastructure program.
"We're going to rebuild the entire country," President Elect Donald Trump says, stepping out of a nearby
lavatory, to the chorus of a flushing toilet. "It's going to be the most terrific infrastructure this country has ever seen. The best. Nothing ever like before anywhere in the world... maybe even in the universe."
When asked, "How do you plan to pay for the program?" Trump
placed his hands on his hips and smiled.
"We're going to hire every
small-time contractor in the country -- tens of thousands of people," he said.
"We're going to put them all to work. And when it comes time to pay
them... Well, we'll just have to re-open negotiations with them, that's
all. It'll be great. We'll have tremendous infrastructure. The
best..."
Wednesday, November 09, 2016
First Three Initiatives of President-Elect Donald Trump Presidency
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