Wednesday, November 09, 2016
"We want to get this house-keeping item out of the way, early," says Karl Kralweiler, head of the Team Trump, the President-Elect's transition team. "We want this wrapped up by Inauguration Day. That's when we begin rounding up every voter who didn't for the Fuhrer... I mean, President Trump."
Once the recalcitrant voters are out of the way, Team Trump will turn its attention to members of the media who did not support their leader's campaign. "It'll be time to pay the piper," says Kralweiler. "We don't plan on hurting anyone. We just want to re-educate them. This will take place in camps. What could be a more friendly setting for re-education than at a camp?"
Once every dissenter -- down to the grandmothers who published disapproving paragraphs in church bulletins -- the Team Trump will roll-out an extensive infrastructure program.
"We're going to rebuild the entire country," President Elect Donald Trump says, stepping out of a nearby lavatory, to the chorus of a flushing toilet. "It's going to be the most terrific infrastructure this country has ever seen. The best. Nothing ever like before anywhere in the world... maybe even in the universe."
When asked, "How do you plan to pay for the program?" Trump placed his hands on his hips and smiled.
"We're going to hire every small-time contractor in the country -- tens of thousands of people," he said. "We're going to put them all to work. And when it comes time to pay them... Well, we'll just have to re-open negotiations with them, that's all. It'll be great. We'll have tremendous infrastructure. The best..."
Posted by Whetam Gnauckweirst at 4:14 PM