One malty bowl of Tar Sands Cereal gives prime minister Stephen Harper all the nutrients he needs to face another day as the untrusted leader of a minority conservative government.
Most people couldn't get out of bed with that awaiting them, but Stephen Harper can.
Sure, his faith in Jesus plays a small role, but it's the earthy, fossilized taste of Tar Sands Cereal that really gets his motor running!
Bring out the Tarzan in you with Tar Sands Cereal!
That's what makes the Harper Government the jungle cat of the House of Commons!