Thursday, July 19, 2012
In a brief statement before U.S. Congressional investigators, Mr. Bagley said, "After bonding with my Mexican bros, I saw how meaningless banking was and decided to follow my bliss to the Choix mountains."
When asked what he would be doing in the Choix mountains, Mr. Bagley said, "I'll be Chief Operating Officer of the Beltrán Leyva Cartel's dog fighting division. I've always had a soft spot for animals."
Posted by Whetam Gnauckweirst at 4:31 PM