Farcebook

Proviso
All privacy settings are on an "opt-out" basis. Using Farcebook is a free choice you have made and by doing so you relinquish all custody of your personhood, any and all rights to your name, identity, soul and DNA. Farcebook may or may not (but probably will) sell your personal information to anyone with a dollar in their hand without any regard whatsoever to your rights as a free individual in this world. Privacy is so 20th Century. Privacy is for assholes. By using Farcebook, you entrust its CEO, Stark Fuckerberg, with your identity, personhood and all the rights and privileges that derive thereof, and you certify that by so trusting Stark Fuckerberg, you are a "dumb fuck."