Letter from Inside the Hotdog Factory to Harold Camping and Family Radio at email@example.com:
Well, Harold Camping and Family Radio, you are liars, frauds, charlatans, shysters and bad prognosticators.
Your billboard about May 21st being the day of judgment was just another bad joke that makes religious people look like fools.
Which biblical text will Harold Camping say he forgot to factor into his calculations this time? It was the Book of Jeremiah last time. Maybe it'll be the Book of Cool Hand Luke this time.
There is a movement starting on Facebook to sue Harold Camping and Family Radio for fraud. I hope they win.
Clearly old man Camping is wrestling with fears of his own mortality being 89 years old, hence making these ridiculous, always-wrong, never-right predictions of "end times."
Just think of how many purple Cadillacs Family Radio could have purchased with the money that went into those bogus billboards.